So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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