At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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