remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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