You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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