I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Randomize
