i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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