Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
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I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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