Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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