Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Randomize
