it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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