Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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