do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
