So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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