And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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