all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
sarcasm needs its own font
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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