That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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