Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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