Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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