im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I have so many feelings about this burrito
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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