Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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