he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
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