How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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