If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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