dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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