Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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