so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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