i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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