I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
