I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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