True but thats because hes a fetus.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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