Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
