so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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