Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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