Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
They have beer where we have blood.
Randomize
