If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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