how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Dear god my vagina.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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