Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
My butt remains clenched, sir.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Randomize