his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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