put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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