FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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