If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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