its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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