Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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