brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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