just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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