Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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