Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
did i walk over a car last night?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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