These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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