You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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