Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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