it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Randomize
