after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
sex on a bike is impossible
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