ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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